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A confident woman. She knows what she wants and gets it. She is aware of her flaws, but she doesn’t obsess over them and instead thinks that maybe (just maybe) they actually add to her unique beauty. She is passionate. She loves life. She is comfortable in her own skin and owns her sexuality, but uses it purely for good. She does not see other women as her enemy and competes only with herself to do her best at all times and to be her best at all times. She is forthright, honest, disarmingly herself and tries to be no one else. She is having fun and she is sexy and you just want to be around her to soak up some of those good vibes. She isn’t perfect, but she doesn’t care because she is hot. And so are you.

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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

ADE ORANGKAAANNNN~~ DIE FOBIA NASI~~~


Insiden2 kelakar pada i yang berlaku depan mata i aritu...

INSIDEN 1:

Bertempat di Gym...
Ade dua gadis berbadan besar (berat 70++kg) sibuk berbual...

Kiah (bukan name sebenar): Joyah!! terre eh ko kayuh basikal tu?? laju jugak!! 
(sambil mengayuh elliptical perlahan2)
Joyah (bukan name sebenar): Eh! ni xlaju lagi..seloww lagi ni...
(mengayuh dengan tahap kelajuan sederhana..pada i lah~)
Kiah: ko dah bape ari diet ni ?? dinner company tinggal esok je ni...
Joyah: dah lame ar aq diet, dah 2ari...p gym pon dah 2ari dah ni...boleyhlah..aq jage makan betol2, Kiah!
Kiah: ape ko makan , joyah???
Joyah: owh! pagi td aq makan soto semangkuk..tengah ari aq xmakan pape sebab pagi dah makan berat...td sebelom p gym aq makan nugget 3ketul...pastu ni p gym ni...balek kang aq xmakan pape ar...
Kiah: HUUUISSYY~ dasyat ko Joyah! sehari ko makan sekali jew...nugget takat 3ketol tu boleyh kenyang sampai malam ke??
Joyah: boleyhh... (dengan muke confident)

INSIDEN 2:

Di kenduri kawen...
Makcik2: Atan!!!! ko dah kurus dah??!!! adek ko pon dah kurus gak dah ni???!!!! macam mne boleyh kurus?? bagilah tips???
Atan: kiteorang xmakan nasi, cik~~ pastu exercise ar teruk2~
kurus ar pastu~
Makcik2: oowwhhh!! patutlah..xmakan nasi rupenyew~~ memanglah kurus....bagus betol kamu ea? kalo makcik2 ni, mmg xboleyh buat! hahaha~

INSIDEN 3:

Di rumah sendiri...
Orang A: hamboi2!!! kate xnak makan malammm! mencekik gak kt dapur tuhhh~~
Orang B: alaaaa~~ saye bukan makan nasi ponn...makan roti jeww~
(sambil mencicah roti Gardenia dengan Asam Pedas "10botol minyak")

and that some of situation yang i dapat recall balik & buat i gelak sorang2 klo teringat....


kenape eh?? kenape nasi yang putih, suci & innocent ni yang dipersalahkan??? die ker punca we all gemok??? kenape ea omputeh xmkn nasi tapi  gemok???? sape boleyh jawab??
sendiri pikir....

Cube tengok nasi2 ni sume? sedapkan???
ni lah nikmat orang malaysia....






 

tapi kenape perlu takut tuk makan nasi ni semua?? takut gemok?? memanglah~~ kalo melantak nasi xhengat dunia pastu xbersenam, memang gemok ar...


Cube teka dalam dish ni pulak ade brape kalori die??

hummm...segala pertanyaan2 pasal nasi ni, i xberani nak jawab...yang i berani tegaskan adelah, 
NASI X GEMOKKAN KORANG~~

buktinyew???
bacelah detail2 pasal nasi dlm blog org bertauliah ini lagiii~~~





biler u guys dah abes baca, barulah u guys pham nape i gelak biler dengar masih ade orang2 yang kononnyew obses nak buat DIET ANTI-NASI tapi xpernah berjaya...
(even dulu2 time i gemok pon i pernah try diet ni..tapi last2 hampeh!)

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